How should we punish a hamster?

Friday, July 3, 2009

Arrival of Our First Visitor - which by definition makes her a VIP

Since last week our little home overlooking the graveyard has been buzzing with people coming in and out of the place, well actually one but whose counting. Lord Jim of Gonzo (a distant cousin to Lord Lucan) invited a very important person to the office – another siren from the home of my half brother. KNL wore her best dress and served tea, whilst the hamster was given a full ration of water and told to clean up before she came, which bless his furry tummy, he managed to do. Lord Jim of Gonzo was once a famous lothario and so all were wondering whether his wayward ways will resurface when the new Siren would appear. Thankfully our rich friend from Tay Ho made Lord Jim of Gonzo clean one of her fleet of Bentley’s before she came so, we were all spared the lounge lizard routine. Anyway when the time came it was all a bit of an anticlimax and we all wondered what the fuss was about. Never mind, I am sure there will be more people visiting us soon, especially as the airport is nearby and you can always guarantee a stray bus of either Japanese or Korean tourists passing through….

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