Borrowing Other Peoples Property

It has come to our attention recently that our dear sister KNL has a penchant for other peoples’ things. It started at a young age when she wanted all the rice and sun-cream she could get her hands on in our tiny village in the central district of North Korea. Since then this dangerous and disturbing habit has taken a far more sinister twist. Not only did she start taking extra sugar sachets from expensive hotels, but she recently contemplated taking an ash tray and a small saucer from the same said hotel. I mean, we can all understand taking an ash tray (who hasn’t) but a small saucer !! – that’s no way to drink tea, mother would be ashamed. We all hope that we can lead our wayward sister to a calmer and higher plane – what about towels, we all need them! Details of KNL’s correctional programme will be made public in due course....