The Hungry Hamster

Our office overlooking the graveyard has been experiencing severe financial constraints, primarily because the sadly departed Quentin’s Dad (with a Bazooka) decided to invest all our funds in a Lebanese Credit Default Swap scheme which was subsequently leveraged through a nice man called uncle Bernie. Unfortunately being a trusting type Quentin’s Dad (RIP) decided not to undertake the necessary due diligence. As a result we have felt the economic slowdown more severely here than anywhere else. This has hit our friend the poor hamster even harder than the rest. Since our sister from LC Province out the hamster on reduced rations of water and made him run on a larger wheel, he looks particularly gaunt these days. As a result he has been seen hanging around some plants which were freshly purchased (using credit of course) for our humble office. Sister Kim Ngoc Lee found teeth marks on some of the plants and we all suspect that our poor friend just simply could not resist a nibble. Taking about suspects there are those amongst who are turning on Quentin’s Dad (RIP) and wondering whether it was actually a tragic accident or whether he is sunning himself on a tropical island, enjoying his ill gotten gains. The story and truth will come out…